Vegan or Cookie Diet?

So for the weight loss program, I've decided to go for a no-brainer, I want to keep it as simple as I possibly can and will follow one simple rule: If I were the only human on the face of the planet, and electricity, stoves and fridges didn’t exist, what could I eat? The answer is simple: fruits and vegetables. Maybe I’d find some almonds and grains here and there to munch on, and if I were really clever, I might even manage to milk a cow (preferably a skinny one) and then possibly attempt building fire (does one build a fire?) by oscillating wood and as luck would have i might also find a pot-looking object to boil the milk in to then add the coffee beans found stashed somewhere which I managed to grind with this neat looking tool I carved with a chisel I had found laying by the cow... (ok so maybe I’m stretching it just a tad, but will a ‘Starbucks Skinny Latte’ every now and again really be the cause of my downfall people? I think not!


Or I can go follow Dr. Sass's cookie diet i hear so much about. I like both ideas because they are simple, no rules can be broken, no calories surpassed.

I think I'll sleep on it for tonight, but would love to hear your thoughts, shall i go Vegan style, or cookie monster style?

Gnight :)